Rats.  You found me.  Since you’re here, you may as well poke around a bit.

I anticipate blogging at irregular intervals. Between ignoring the dust bunnies, chasing the kids, trying to keep up with a mid-list author alter ego, and reading, life keeps me pretty busy.

As for a traditional about me, well, here’s a few fun facts. I haven’t worked a legitimate job in twenty years. I’m a PhD dropout. I dig going to art museums and I make a wicked strawberry shortcake.  My kids rate me a “thumbs up.” Some days, I agree.

Oh yeah, I really suck at gambling.  That’s 12 cents, people.

my 12 cent payout